Relation Vacation... wtf???

Hey, we are not Heidi & Spencer.
There is no such thing as a "Realtionship Vacation"
Oh my bad, "Relation Vacation".
You wanna break up? Just fucking say it.
Okay so you don't want to break up.
You need some space?
How the fuck can a relationship take a vacation?
What is a vacation? Answer me please.
A vacation is...
a period of suspension of work, study, or other activity, usually used for rest, recreation, or travel; recess or holiday
A vacation is...
freedom or release from duty, business, or activity.
A vacation is...
A period of time devoted to pleasure, rest, or relaxation,
A vacation is...
leisure time away from work devoted to rest or pleasure
A vacation is...
The act of vacating; a making void or of no force; as, the vacation of an office or a charter.
A vacation is...
Intermission of a stated employment, procedure, or office; a period of intermission; rest; leisure.
How can a RELATIONSHIP do that?
A relationship is work, but damn not THAT kind of work.
If you feel you need a "Relation Vacation" then maybe we should call it quits.
You want a realtionship to work then we both have to work at it.
There is NO vacation for a relationship.
GOD JUST SAY IT'S OVER!!!

Goodbye